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    Cool Job History

    Job History.

    1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn’t concentrate.

    2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

    3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job, and people liked to hem and haw about the price.

    4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

    5. Then, I tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn’t have the thyme.

    6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but anyway I sliced it…. couldn’t cut the mustard.

    7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.

    8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.

    9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.

    10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

    11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, But, the work was just too draining.

    12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

    13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

    14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.

    15. So, I tried RETIREMENT and I found I'm perfect for this job!!

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    Junior Diamond

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    I have not seen more Dad jokes in my entire career sitting behind a keyboard, congratulations.

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    Junior Diamond

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    Sep 2019

    Job History

    Same old story,there does not seem to be a work ethic these days, they just dont care as long as the wages are in the bank at the end of the month, you can see this in all walks of life.

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