Corrupt a wish

[Rusty]

You corrupt the previous posters wish than make your own wish. Begin!

I wish I had a coca-cola.

[AS-M2gat]

This game is simple... You grant the wish asked above your post, but "corrupt" it Then you wish for your own wish.

Example:

Person 1: I wish multiplayer on junkjack would come out already

Person 2: Wish granted, but your idevice broke and you cant afford a replacement I wish i had a gf

Person 3: Wish granted, but everytime you make it "official" she diesi know its kinda mean

And it keeps on going on

Ill start

I wish I had 1billion dollars