Emergency spelling announcement

[Demon]

I've noticed that the standard of English on both the forum and the NS2 servers has become rather lax as of late, not gonna mention any names (*cough* tap and boon, seriously go to English class). So, because I'm nice, I'm gonna give everyone a free spelling lesson. This is one-time only, usually I charge $50 per half hour (has a happy ending )

The word 'your' is used like this in the example 'i love your beautiful face demon'.
1. You're means 'you are' as in 'you're a fgt tap'.
2. Of does not mean off. For example you don't say 'fck of' you say 'fck off'.
3. There is a difference between lose and loose. You do not say 'I'm gonna loose my virginity'. No, you say 'I'm gonna lose my virginity' Loose is used for this: 'My pants are loose.'

Now here's the tricky part for those of you who are more challenged:

4. There is used to say 'look over there tap you fkin fgt'
5. Their is used to say something belongs to someone. For example: 'no, that's their phone'
6. The word 'they're' is like 'you're', it means they are. 'They're such fgts'

Just a friendly announcement from your local spelling police. You are welcome Master Rusty.

[AlphaQup]

it hurts my brain cells to read some of the stuff some people type. learning the difference between a few simple words (there, their etc.) instantly jumps my perception of your intellegence ten fold. wrong use = you're a poopnose.

on a side note, fgt's is still acceptable right? God forbid it's not alright to leave a few letters out when calling someone a fgt.

[BooN]

Your absolute gold Demon. Keep up the hilarious posts.
Btw I'm thinking about signing up for the 50$ lesson, how soft are your hands?

[Wiggly]

Your use of "so" and "because" in the start of your second sentence is redundant and beginning a sentence with "so" is closer to slang. In addition, your third sentence is not properly ended. Furthermore, I contest your use of pants as the subject for the third example when foreskin is a much more vivid example. I hereby appeal to the committee of our local spelling police department and have your qualifications for this position investigated. Good day.

[BooN]

Demon, you've been served!

[Demon]

So, because (yes i went there) wiggly is a fgt i will pretend i didnt read what he said (*sniff* *sniff* ). Hahaha boon i hope you said 'your' on purpose, and no my hands are rough, trust me its better that way!